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“And NOW, In THIS Corner . . .”

We all have our guilty pleasures. Mine used to be professional wrestling; now, it’s following a good, petty beef involving golf.

The best beefs generally involve someone with a reasonable amount of cachet stating a strong opinion (or, as the kids say these days, a “hot take”) and having an equally respected contemporary respond to the contrary. Or better yet, if said hot take was directed at an individual, having that individual respond.

To wit:

Brandel Chamblee vs Brooks Koepka

Chamblee, of course, is the Golf Channel’s designated master of the hot take, and the fact that his Take Accuracy Percentage (or TAP, as I’ll coin it) is exceedingly low has not diminished his output.

So – prior to the PGA Championship, Brandel stated that the only two golfers capable of challenging Tiger Woods for the game’s supremacy are Dustin Johnson and Rory McIlroy. When asked about Koepka (whose record in the prior 4 majors included 2 wins and a runner-up), Chamblee responded that while Koepka was a great talent, he questioned his “toughness” and stated that Koepka lost weight for “vanity reasons.” Koepka, for whom there is no piece of wood large enough not to wear as a chip on his shoulder), got wind of this and posted a photoshopped picture on Twitter of Chamblee wearing a clown’s nose.

After Koepka’s opening 63, Chamblee changed his tune; his praise of Koepka’s round was effusive while also joking that he felt like “[Koepka] was giving me the finger during the entire round.” Koepka was having none of it. In his post-victory presser, ESPN’s Ken Van Valkenburg asked Brooks if there was anything said that was particularly motivational prior to the tournament.

“Yeah,” responded Koepka. “When they said I wasn’t tough enough. That really pissed me off.”

“Who said that?”

Brooks smiled rather crookedly. “You know who said that.”

Matt Ginella vs Lisa Cornwell

Both of these folks are also Golf Channel personalities. Ginella is the congenial golf travel correspondent whose job is the envy of pretty much every golfer who has a touch of wanderlust. Ms Cornwell splits her duties between manning the Golf Central desk and doing some on-course commentary and interviews during tournaments.

Before we get too far into this, a disclosure. I met Lisa at a party held at a friend’s house in Dallas after a round of the LPGA’s North Texas Shootout and talked all things golf for a good half hour. She’s a delightful person who, among other things, was an All-American golfer at Arkansas. I feel personally affronted when Twitter trolls go after her, as she’s probably forgotten more about golf than most of them will ever know.

In any event, this particular beef has its roots in the PGA of America’s decision to allow John Daly to use a cart during the PGA Championship. Ginella was adamant in his disgust with this decree; beyond the philosophical argument that golf is at its heart a walking sport, Ginella also called Daly an alcoholic and a colossal waste of talent on Twitter.

No doubt that Daly is a polarizing figure who has its demons, but Ginella’s comments seemed unusually harsh for someone with his platform. Ms Cornwell, perhaps coming to the defense of a fellow Razorback, took umbrage to her co-worker’s comments and responded in kind. The next thing she knew, she was being blocked by her colleague:

I just got BLOCKED by a co-worker for having a difference of opinion on the John Daly cart issue. This thin-skinned world in which we live needs to toughen up.

https://twitter.com/LisaCornwellGC/status/1131582217145192448

It should be interesting the next time there’s an all hands meeting at the Golf Channel.

Alan Shipnuck vs The European Ryder Cup Team and All of Its Supporters

Alan Shipnuck and Michael Bamberger are my favorite living golf writers (Dan Jenkins will forever hold the all-time title), and when the two of them get together on podcasts – particularly when there is wine involved – it ranks among the funniest and most intelligent conversations about the game that one can hear.

Alan is quite active on Twitter (Bamberger is old school and stays away from most social media platforms), and is does not fear the hot take. After the US team scored a decisive victory at the 2016 Ryder Cup, Shipnuck opined that this was a portend of dominance in the coming years for the Yanks. This, of course, set off a round of howls from across the pond, led by the individual known as Tweeter Allis (a parody Twitter account based on English golf and broadcasting legend Peter Alliss), leading to a Q&A prior to the 2018 Cup in Paris. Sample question:

ALAN: Given that you guys have dominated the Cup for the last two decades, why are European fans still so touchy and defensive?

Tweeter: I think the touchy and defensive demeanour may have manifested itself during the 2016 renewal. Some rather cynical tactics were employed by the US team — for one, importing the entire crowd from the 16th hole at the Waste Management tournament was a most disgusting stunt. One cannot wait until Bethpage in 2024, when I believe the entire U.S. crowd will be treated to a free bar and invited to run naked through the fairways screaming “Baba-booey.” Quite lovely.

After the bloodletting in Paris, Alan was the object of much (mostly) good-natured abuse, not only for the Tweeter, but the European team itself:

“I think we only have one question – where’s Alan Shipnuck?”

https://twitter.com/dylan_dethier/status/1047895282766290947

For his part, Shipnuck has taken the ribbing in stride – which, if one is going to engage in the hot take game, is the only way to handle it.

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Bethpage Blues – Part 1

Day One in the books ….

  • I did pick Brooks Koepka to win, but I didn’t see a 63 coming from him – or from anyone else from that matter. Koepka had maybe two loose shots during his round and made virtually every putt in sight. He and the Golf Channel’s Brandel Chamblee have been engaged in what passes for a “fued” in the golf world – Brooks took umbrage at Chamblee’s statement that “only Dustin Johnson and Rory can challenge Tiger.” Chamblee later said that he felt like Koepka was “giving me the finger” during his round.
  • Perhaps a bigger surprise than Koepka’s round was the 64 carded by my old Dallas neighbor, Danny (The Heartbreak Kid) Lee. Lee, who after winning the Greenbriar a few years back, celebrated receiving his winner’s check by lamenting that he had no girlfriend with whom to share his happiness. Fellow Tour regulars Ricky Fowler and Pat Perez had a field day with this news. Happily, Danny eventually found true love.
  • Tiger, as has been his wont lately, started slowly by carding a double bogey on his first hole (the 10th) while Koepka was chipping in for birdie. He did not lack for opportunities but could not buy a putt. He finds himself 9 shots behind Brooks after an opening round 72.
  • 16 players are in red figures, including Tommy Fleetwood (-3), last week’s winner in Dallas, Sung Kang (-2), and a slew of folks at -1 including the afore mentioned Johnson (struck it well, couldn’t buy a putt), Jordan Spieth (I hate invoking Dick Vitale, but it was a “real Dow Jones-er, baby!”), past champion Jason Day (who after his round inquired if Koepka had accidentally played one of the other 4 courses at Bethpage), and The People’s Choice, Phil Mickelson.
  • Those who claimed that John Daly was receiving an unfair advantage for being given an exemption to use a cart due to knee issues can be comforted by the fact that he currently sits in a tie for 112th place and, barring a miracle medical procedure, will be slamming his trunk after tomorrow’s round.
  • I watched most of the Koepka/Woods/Francesco Molinari group online (Frankie Red Sauce* may be outmatched by the Black; he, like Woods, carded a two-over 72). I don’t know who the announcers were but referring to Koepka as a “robot” became tiresome rather quickly.
  • Friday’s forecast calls for 15-25 mph winds. Have fun, guys!

 

*Credit to Scott Van Pelt